I have to get up and get ready for work, but first let me just check Twitter, Instagram, and Facebook. I have to make sure no one got engaged or pregnant while I was sleeping.
Dang it. My dogs are awake. Now I have to get out of bed and let them outside.
Could my dogs possibly pee any slower? It's freezing out here and now I'm running late.
I seriously have to get in the shower right this minute
Wait, let me double check that the doors are locked so someone doesn't come inside and kill me while I'm in the shower.
Do I have time to shave my legs? No. Probably not. I really shouldn't have pressed snooze so many times this morning.
I have nothing to wear. Maybe this dress? Except, I didn't shave my legs this morning, so that won't work. I really need to clean out this closet. Oh, I forgot I had this shirt! Now, if I could just find some pants to go with it... No that won't work.
Hair or makeup? I don't have time to do both. Makeup wins. Straightener doesn't even have to come out from below the sink this morning.
Why does it take me so long to put my hair in a messy bun? Isn't the whole point of this "look" to be quick and easy? This is neither quick nor easy. I look like a lopsided ballerina. Screw it!
Ok, seriously! Where are my shoes!? I have to leave like right this minute.
The dogs probably need to go out again before I leave. Why are they so slow to do their business this morning?!
Do I have my keys? My purse? Wait. Where is my phone?
Bye dogs! Have a good day and mommy will see you this afternoon!
Wait, did I turn off my straightener?